Born free.
Unfortunately, the iced coffee is not.
This Born Free But Now I’m Expensive shirt features a retro Americana girl graphic with the phrase “Born Free But Now I’m Expensive” in bold red, white, and blue styling.
Printed on a Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt, it brings together patriotic summer style, vintage graphics, and the deeply relatable experience of having expensive taste.
Perfect for Fourth of July, girls’ trips, lake weekends, summer concerts, fireworks, BBQs, road trips, or everyday Americana outfits. The live listing offers Black, True Navy, Graphite, and Pepper in sizes S–4XL.
🇺🇸 Details
- Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight T-Shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Short sleeves
- Professionally printed front graphic
- Retro patriotic girl illustration
- Features “Born Free But Now I’m Expensive”
- Red, white, and blue Americana palette
- Sizes S–4XL
- Black, True Navy, Graphite, and Pepper options
😂 Why You’ll Love It
This one is patriotic without taking itself too seriously.
The vintage girl artwork gives it a retro boutique feel, while the phrase adds just enough sarcasm for anyone whose freedom apparently comes with shipping fees.
👖 How to Style It
Pair it with denim cutoffs, sandals, and sunglasses for summer, or add cowboy boots for a Western Americana vibe.
Wear it oversized with biker shorts, tucked into jeans, or layered under a denim jacket for cooler nights.
🎁 Who Would Love It
Perfect for funny graphic tee lovers, Americana fans, summer vacationers, lake-day girls, country concert fans, shopping enthusiasts, sarcastic friends, and anyone with premium taste on a very non-premium budget.
📏 Fit
The Comfort Colors® 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit.
Choose your normal size for the intended silhouette or size up one or two sizes for an oversized look.
🧺 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Turn inside out
- Wash with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly over the design
📦 Made Just for You
This physical product is print on demand and made specifically for you after your order is placed.
⚠️ Returns & Order Issues
Because every physical product is made to order, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations for incorrect size or color selections or changes of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, please contact us with photos so we can help arrange a replacement.
