Retro Produce Holographic Sticker, Funny Lettuce Game Style Decal, Dark Humor Sticker

This holographic sticker features a retro 8-bit lettuce design with the phrase “You have died of explosive diarrhea.” Inspired by old-school computer game nostalgia and the current chaos of questionable American produce, this sticker is perfect for dark humor lovers, food safety survivors, sticker collectors, and anyone coping through extremely specific comedy.

🥬 Details
Holographic sticker
Retro 8-bit pixel art style
Features a bright pixel lettuce graphic
Includes the phrase “You have died of explosive diarrhea”
Funny produce-inspired design
Durable sticker finish
Great for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, coolers, lunch boxes, sticker boards, and gift baskets
Perfect for fans of nostalgic computer games, weird humor, and chaotic food jokes
✨ Why You’ll Love It

This sticker is ridiculous, niche, and painfully timely — exactly the kind of humor that makes people stop, squint, and then laugh way harder than they planned. The retro pixel-art lettuce gives it a nostalgic old-school game feel, while the holographic finish adds a fun shiny twist. It’s perfect for anyone who has side-eyed a salad lately and decided humor is the only reasonable coping mechanism.

💻 How to Style

Add this sticker to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, planner, lunch box, cooler, phone case, tablet, or sticker collection. It also makes a hilarious addition to a gag gift, foodie gift basket, stocking stuffer, office white elephant gift, or “I survived the produce aisle” care package.

🎁 Perfect For
Dark humor lovers
Sticker collectors
Retro game fans
Food safety jokes
Produce outbreak humor
Lettuce jokes
Funny laptop stickers
Water bottle decals
Stocking stuffers
White elephant gifts
Gag gifts
Friends with unhinged humor
Anyone currently suspicious of salad
People who cope with chaos through stickers
📏 Fit

This sticker is designed for decorating smooth surfaces like laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, coolers, and sticker boards. Please check the listing details for exact sticker size before ordering.

🧼 Care Instructions
Apply to a clean, dry surface
Press firmly after placing
Avoid soaking for long periods
Hand wash recommended if placed on drinkware
Do not scrub directly over the design
For best results, avoid applying to textured or dirty surfaces
⚠️ Please Note

This item is made-to-order. Because of this, I cannot accept returns or exchanges. Please check the size chart before ordering. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, I will gladly replace it—just send me a message with photos.

📦 POD Disclaimer

This item is made-to-order using a professional print-on-demand production partner. Because each item is created just for you, I do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless there is a printing error or defect with your order. Please double-check the size chart, color choice, and shipping address before purchasing.

• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• Fast and easy bubble-free application

Disclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.