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It’s a sarcastic everyday tee for moms, wives, homemakers, budget jokesters, and anyone trying their best while the grocery bill continues to act personally offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💸 Details\u003cbr\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt\u003cbr\u003eSoft, relaxed, lived-in feel\u003cbr\u003eUnisex fit\u003cbr\u003eClassic crew neckline\u003cbr\u003eShort sleeves\u003cbr\u003eFunny front graphic\u003cbr\u003eFeatures the phrase “I’m the primary bread loser of the household”\u003cbr\u003eIncludes a sweet bow detail\u003cbr\u003eAvailable in multiple shirt color options\u003cbr\u003eGreat for mom life, errands, coffee runs, casual outfits, household humor, and funny gifts\u003cbr\u003e😂 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is cute, sarcastic, and way too relatable. The “primary bread loser” phrase gives a funny twist to everyday household responsibility, while the little bow keeps the design sweet and wearable. It’s perfect for the person managing groceries, bills, snacks, laundry, appointments, and still wondering where all the money went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👖 How to Style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair this tee with jeans, leggings, biker shorts, joggers, denim shorts, or layered under a cardigan, flannel, denim jacket, or hoodie. It’s perfect for coffee runs, school pickup, grocery trips, casual weekends, errands, or any day when your outfit says “cute” but your budget says “please stop.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003eFunny mom gifts\u003cbr\u003eWife gifts\u003cbr\u003eHomemakers\u003cbr\u003eSarcastic friends\u003cbr\u003eBudget humor lovers\u003cbr\u003eBreadwinner jokes\u003cbr\u003eCoffee run outfits\u003cbr\u003eErrand day looks\u003cbr\u003eSchool pickup outfits\u003cbr\u003eCasual mom style\u003cbr\u003eBirthday gifts\u003cbr\u003eMother’s Day gifts\u003cbr\u003eChristmas gifts\u003cbr\u003eWhite elephant gifts\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who feels like the primary bread loser\u003cbr\u003e📏 Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 tees have a relaxed unisex fit with a soft, broken-in feel. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down. For a relaxed or oversized fit, size up 1–2 sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧺 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003eWash inside out with like colors\u003cbr\u003eUse cold water\u003cbr\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly over the design\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is made-to-order. Because of this, I cannot accept returns or exchanges. Please check the size chart before ordering. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, I will gladly replace it—just send me a message with photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 POD Disclaimer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is made-to-order using a professional print-on-demand production partner. Because each item is created just for you, I do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless there is a printing error or defect with your order. Please double-check the size chart, color choice, and shipping address before purchasing.\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Garment-dyed\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e• 7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003cbr\u003e• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grace \u0026 Geek Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45484285558807,"sku":"7631558_15114","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45484285591575,"sku":"7631558_15115","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45484285624343,"sku":"7631558_15116","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45484285657111,"sku":"7631558_15117","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45484285689879,"sku":"7631558_15118","price":31.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45484285722647,"sku":"7631558_16326","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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