{"product_id":"holographic-stickers","title":"Retro Produce Holographic Sticker, Funny Lettuce Game Style Decal, Dark Humor Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis holographic sticker features a retro 8-bit lettuce design with the phrase “You have died of explosive diarrhea.” Inspired by old-school computer game nostalgia and the current chaos of questionable American produce, this sticker is perfect for dark humor lovers, food safety survivors, sticker collectors, and anyone coping through extremely specific comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥬 Details\u003cbr\u003eHolographic sticker\u003cbr\u003eRetro 8-bit pixel art style\u003cbr\u003eFeatures a bright pixel lettuce graphic\u003cbr\u003eIncludes the phrase “You have died of explosive diarrhea”\u003cbr\u003eFunny produce-inspired design\u003cbr\u003eDurable sticker finish\u003cbr\u003eGreat for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, coolers, lunch boxes, sticker boards, and gift baskets\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for fans of nostalgic computer games, weird humor, and chaotic food jokes\u003cbr\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker is ridiculous, niche, and painfully timely — exactly the kind of humor that makes people stop, squint, and then laugh way harder than they planned. The retro pixel-art lettuce gives it a nostalgic old-school game feel, while the holographic finish adds a fun shiny twist. It’s perfect for anyone who has side-eyed a salad lately and decided humor is the only reasonable coping mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💻 How to Style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd this sticker to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, planner, lunch box, cooler, phone case, tablet, or sticker collection. It also makes a hilarious addition to a gag gift, foodie gift basket, stocking stuffer, office white elephant gift, or “I survived the produce aisle” care package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003eDark humor lovers\u003cbr\u003eSticker collectors\u003cbr\u003eRetro game fans\u003cbr\u003eFood safety jokes\u003cbr\u003eProduce outbreak humor\u003cbr\u003eLettuce jokes\u003cbr\u003eFunny laptop stickers\u003cbr\u003eWater bottle decals\u003cbr\u003eStocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003eWhite elephant gifts\u003cbr\u003eGag gifts\u003cbr\u003eFriends with unhinged humor\u003cbr\u003eAnyone currently suspicious of salad\u003cbr\u003ePeople who cope with chaos through stickers\u003cbr\u003e📏 Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker is designed for decorating smooth surfaces like laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, coolers, and sticker boards. Please check the listing details for exact sticker size before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003eApply to a clean, dry surface\u003cbr\u003ePress firmly after placing\u003cbr\u003eAvoid soaking for long periods\u003cbr\u003eHand wash recommended if placed on drinkware\u003cbr\u003eDo not scrub directly over the design\u003cbr\u003eFor best results, avoid applying to textured or dirty surfaces\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is made-to-order. Because of this, I cannot accept returns or exchanges. Please check the size chart before ordering. If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, I will gladly replace it—just send me a message with photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 POD Disclaimer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is made-to-order using a professional print-on-demand production partner. Because each item is created just for you, I do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations unless there is a printing error or defect with your order. Please double-check the size chart, color choice, and shipping address before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern\u003cbr\u003e• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use\u003cbr\u003e• Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the lead level requirements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grace \u0026 Geek Boutique","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":45484275400727,"sku":"2366436_16705","price":7.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":45484275433495,"sku":"2366436_16706","price":7.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":45484275466263,"sku":"2366436_16707","price":7.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/3947\/4199\/files\/kiss-cut-holographic-stickers-grey-3x3-front-6a5e8ca214b1f.png?v=1788896910","url":"https:\/\/graceandgeekboutique.com\/products\/holographic-stickers","provider":"Grace \u0026 Geek Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}