{"product_id":"bubble-free-stickers-2","title":"Unsupervised Feral Housewife Funny Vinyl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDomestic? Technically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDomesticated? That feels like a strong word. 😎☕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnsupervised Feral Housewife sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a retro comic-inspired woman with a messy bun, sunglasses, and iced coffee in hand, paired with bold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUNSUPERVISED FERAL HOUSEWIFE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e lettering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s made for wives, homemakers, stay-at-home moms, coffee-fueled chaos coordinators, and women who can absolutely run an entire household but perhaps should not be expected to behave normally while doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick it on your laptop, planner, notebook, sticker board, tablet case, or anywhere else that could use a tiny disclaimer about your current level of supervision.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e☕ Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKiss-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable white vinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlossy finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-opacity material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWater resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eScratch resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUV resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy-peel kiss-cut design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for smooth, flat surfaces\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro comic-inspired woman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMessy bun and sunglasses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIced coffee cup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eBold \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUNSUPERVISED FERAL HOUSEWIFE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack-and-white artwork that works with almost any surface color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people have a calm homemaking aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people are keeping the house running through a carefully balanced system of caffeine, sarcasm, half-finished laundry, and sheer determination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis sticker is for the second group.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe retro comic artwork gives it personality while the big stacked lettering makes the joke easy to read. 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